The R. T. W. Gift Shop: Boutique

GIFT SHOP boutique

THE ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS T-SHIRT COLLECTION:

Made from 100% finest organic hand-picked cotton this impressive range of exclusive designer tops will enhance the casual-wear wardrobe of any bright young thing or thingess. Guaranteed 100% machine washable and completely colour fast*, these fine garments offer unbeatable quality at only £49.99 per item + £9.99 p&p**.

Available colours include Royal Blue and Buckingham Black (as shown) + Windsor White, Balmoral Brown, Sandringham Stone, and Kensington Khaki.

[click on any item for gallery view]

* Cold wash only, no spin, dry between two towels. ** Maximum number of items per consignment = 1. UK mainland only, all other destinations POA

THE ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS COMMUTER’S BOWLER:

For decades the image of the city gent has been intrinsically linked with the identity of our town. While fashions may come and go we, the proprietors of the Royal Tunbridge Wells Gift Shop, believe that style and quality are commodities that never lose their appeal, and with that in mind we present our 21st century take on the classic bowler. Updated to celebrate the devil-may-care attitude and humour of today’s upper-middle commuting classes, this desirable item of headwear features a cheeky ‘one of the lads’ motif on the crown coupled with a subtle and tasteful hand-stitched monogram on the band bearing the initials of the town.t4

This fine quality product is available in a wide range of ‘off the peg’ sizes or can be bespoke tailored to individual requirements by our own local Artisan Milliners. Guaranteed 100% organic, with all materials obtained from sustainable resources. Only £499.99.

Also available (not shown) is the matching “& Hug Me Slowly” gentleman’s umbrella – a beautiful, hand crafted, silver and sustainable hardwood finished personal baldachin with concealed tipple flask and fencing foil. Only £499.99 (or why not buy both at the special discounted price of £995.99 inc. FREE delivery*).

* Offer applies only to UK mainland. All other destinations POA

THE ‘DISGUSTED’ ONESIE:

Based on the Kenny Everett character ‘Angry of Mayfair’ who was inspired in turn by ourdisgusted onesie very own ‘Disgusted of (Royal) Tunbridge Wells’, the ‘disgusted’ onesie is cleverly printed* to look like a city gentleman’s suit from the front while revealing an altogether different view from the rear! This cheeky little leisure suit will not only provide you with hours of fun but also keep you warm and snug on even the coldest winter evening, concealing a fully quilted thermal lining beneath a thick outer layer of 100% hand spun organic wool. One size fits most. Only £69.99 + p&p. Bowler and Umbrella optional extras: please see previous two items for pricing and ordering details.

*Please note: the DISGUSTED ONESIE is a one-piece ‘funware’ leisure suit printed to appear open backed. No female undergarments are included in the price nor incorporated into the garment during the manufacturing process. Those requiring a functioning two-way suit can find it in the Victor / Victoria cross-dresser’s section of our mail order only adult catalogue. POA.

The items detailed above offer only a tiny sample from our extensive range of exclusive designer clothing and accessories. Whatever you are looking for, classic or modern, there is something for everyone here at The Royal Tunbridge Wells Gift Shop Boutique

Please request our catalogue* to view the full range, or why not drop in for a leisurely browse?

* £19.99 + p&p

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