I Really Hate Chihuahuas

 

I really hate Chihuahuas

I’m sorry but it’s true

I know it sounds judgemental

But I really, really do

I hate their foxy faces

I hate their moleskin coats

I hate the constant yapping

That escapes their ugly throats

 

I really hate Chihuahuas

I’m sorry but it’s true

I know it sounds judgemental

But I really, really do

It’s possibly their tails

Or maybe it’s their legs

Or how they smugly simper

When they lay Chihuahua eggs

 

 

I really hate Chihuahuas

I’m sorry but it’s true

I know it sounds judgemental

But I really, really do

It might be for their faces

Their cocky attitude

The way they always nip at folk –

How very, very rude!

 

I really hate Chihuahuas

I’m sorry but it’s true

I know it sounds judgemental

But I really, really do

It could be their demeanour

Their beady little eyes

But something ‘bout Chihuahuas

Really makes my hackles rise.

chihuahas I hate

 

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