A Bit Late I Know…

But I just saw a video of a porcupine eating a pumpkin on Facebook that inspired a pome for National Poetry Day.

Hem hem…

You shouldn’t feed squash to a porcupineporcupine-clip-art-libertarian_porcupine_8-1969px
It fills them with noxious air
And when they fart
Their spiny darts
Fly every-bloody-where.

Thank you. That is all. Here’s a video of a porcupine eating a pumpkin. The resulting explosion is edited out.

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